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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Something Sweet Ass


there is finally a latino superhero and his name is

-BEANERMAN-

he fell down in a bean shaped space craft. he also wears white lether shoes.
everyone said that he didn't have insurance because he was a wetback, but he was covered by AFLAC.

he found out he was supper, cause he farted flames out of his pooper.
he could run and swim so fast cause there was a beaner gene in his past. he walks on water like the power of zues, no surprise that his first name is jesus.

he's BEANERMAN, "i'm here to save you all," he's BEANERMAN, he's BEANERMAN,"i'm only 5ft. tall," he's BEANERMAN,"for you i'll never lose," he's BEANERMAN, "look at my pretty white shoes."

"i am BEANERMAN, i fell from the sky, there's a reason for me to be here, but i don't know why."

he uses his powers to protect our nation, all the while he's getting legal with imagration. he can't get a job, he doesn't have a green card, though don't be surprised if you see him working you're yard. when the yankees need a great pitcher, he'll make a cuban richer. he wants to teach in the english department, he fits a hundred in his studio apartment.

a smile on his face went to a frown, Dirty Sanchez came to turn the blue skies brown. the air was filled with a horrendouse smell that could only come from the gates of hell. other heros couldn't stop this man, that's why we all looked to BEANERMAN. with ready to put SANCHEZ in his place, and whipe that poopy mustache right of his face.

he's BEANERMAN, "i'm here to save you all," he's BEANERMAN, he's BEANERMAN,"i'm only 5ft. tall," he's BEANERMAN,"for you i'll never lose," he's BEANERMAN, "look at my white lether shoes."

"i want to get a job, speaking english to the people, so they know that i can do anything!

the time had come to pass when good and evil fought, we didn't know who'd win, but it would smell a lot. DIRTY SANCHEZ thought that the battle was done, but BEANERMAN started blasting with his special gun. hot sauce from his left, tequilla from his right, SANCHEZ was drunk and blind for the rest of the fight.

two powers came together in a great big crash, it seemed that BEANERMAN would get a brown mustache. DIRTY SANCHEZ thought he won, but before he could blink, BEANERMAN turned the tables, and brought SANCHEZ back to the stink. BEANERMAN saved the world that was on a brink, now all he wants is a taco, "hopefully it's BEAN."

he's BEANERMAN, "i just saved you all," he's BEANERMAN, he's BEANERMAN,"still only 5ft. tall," he's BEANERMAN,"did i lose?" he's BEANERMAN, "look at my white shoes."

"i fly through the air, i have powers that are unbelievable, porque yo soy el héroe latino, SUPER BEANERMAN, con POD, uno, dos, tres, quatro."


Sweet right, aterlas

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