this post is just telling things that have happened over the past few days that i haven't updated my blog.
i've gotten sick in the past day or two and haven't been feeling good at all. i just checked my temperature today and i was at 101.7F. i still went to school though, but i don't think it was a good idea.
the reason why i went to school was because if i didn't then my mom was going to cancel my driving test. so i decided to go to school to be able to take my driving test. and by the way i faild the test. i past the maneuverability test, but i failed the driving part. i failed to look in all directions three times, i made improper observances of stop sign/traffic light once. and finally i made an improper signal- it was to soon. i have to wait a week to take it again.
my friend matt has finally updated his blog, so if you want to know why he had just updated it just read his new post. if you like poetry there are two blogs that you'd enjoy, katy's blog, and tyler's blog(new blog that is added.) storm's blog is basically updated every day so if you want something new every day about random subjects then look at his.
lastly, for the last post that i put on i forgot to say that some credit goes to Goerge Lopez, and Demitri Martin for the jokes that i put on there. that's it so i hope that you enjoy my blog.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Useless and Funny Things in my Mind
I'm bored right now and have no idea what to right about. So I think I'm going to right about what's in my mind right now.
The picture at the very top is a drawing of the balloon animals that I can make.
First of all, since I'm a Mexican, I go down to Mexico to visit my family down there. Well, when we tell them that we're going there, they end up asking us to bring things for them. the first thing that comes to my mind is..."Why don't they come up here and get those things. I mean when we want something from Mexico, we wait 2-3years and go down there, so why can't they do the samething?" Now that's kind of mean so I don't say a thing, but what I should do is send them a map with two dots and a note. The note will say..."The dot in Mexico is you, and the dot in the United States is me. Get your butt up here!!!!"
Next, I can't stand going to a hotel here in the United States. The reason is because if the house keeping knocks on the door and one of my family answers it, they automatically think that we're already cleanning the room. Now normally I wouldn't care but when they automatically assume that I'm doing something because of my nationality I really dislike that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the govener for California and is "english only"???? The man can't even speak english! Hey, I have really, really drunk uncles who I understand better than him, "uhmmnhuhmmmmnahhh, blahaohdahhhhuhmmmmm," He wants a beer let me go get it.
The other thing I was thinking about was that Hot Potatoe! is a different game when the people playing it are starving. Then it's more like My Potatoe! I bet that the people playing are thinking, "Burnt fingers and I don't care Free Potatoe!"
Also, I want to be in a reenactment. The reason of this is because I want to commit a crime during the reenactment, because then I would turn it into an enactment!!!!!!
People want to do different things to keep the imigrants out of America. They have a fence up already, and we're still getting in. They want a wall up and maybe a ditch. More on the ditch, they want to put water in it along with crocodiles. You know what I say, put them in but in an hour and a half there will be boots and belts! Put the crocs in and they'll be souviners.
One of the things that I've been thinking about was that if the new imigrations law comes out, then 1.2million Mexicans will have to go back to Mexico! Well just so you know that ain't nothing, 1.2million is just 7quinceneras(15year old birthday party, something like a sweet sixteen,) and two weddings. That doesn't even make a dent. Anyways, it'll be something like this, "Tia(aunt) they caught me...I have to ga back to Mexico. Yeah, I have to go back...save my food though, I'll be right back. Wave your hand over the plate so no flies get on my food, I'll be right back." Let me just tell you now so you here it from a Latino. WE AIN'T GOING NO WHERES!!!!!!!!. Just think about it, who do you think is running this country anyways. The President(FTP) or the people who do all the work(Latinos).
I hope you liked what was in my mind and I hope I didn't offend anybody.
The picture at the very top is a drawing of the balloon animals that I can make.
First of all, since I'm a Mexican, I go down to Mexico to visit my family down there. Well, when we tell them that we're going there, they end up asking us to bring things for them. the first thing that comes to my mind is..."Why don't they come up here and get those things. I mean when we want something from Mexico, we wait 2-3years and go down there, so why can't they do the samething?" Now that's kind of mean so I don't say a thing, but what I should do is send them a map with two dots and a note. The note will say..."The dot in Mexico is you, and the dot in the United States is me. Get your butt up here!!!!"
Next, I can't stand going to a hotel here in the United States. The reason is because if the house keeping knocks on the door and one of my family answers it, they automatically think that we're already cleanning the room. Now normally I wouldn't care but when they automatically assume that I'm doing something because of my nationality I really dislike that.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is the govener for California and is "english only"???? The man can't even speak english! Hey, I have really, really drunk uncles who I understand better than him, "uhmmnhuhmmmmnahhh, blahaohdahhhhuhmmmmm," He wants a beer let me go get it.
The other thing I was thinking about was that Hot Potatoe! is a different game when the people playing it are starving. Then it's more like My Potatoe! I bet that the people playing are thinking, "Burnt fingers and I don't care Free Potatoe!"
Also, I want to be in a reenactment. The reason of this is because I want to commit a crime during the reenactment, because then I would turn it into an enactment!!!!!!
People want to do different things to keep the imigrants out of America. They have a fence up already, and we're still getting in. They want a wall up and maybe a ditch. More on the ditch, they want to put water in it along with crocodiles. You know what I say, put them in but in an hour and a half there will be boots and belts! Put the crocs in and they'll be souviners.
One of the things that I've been thinking about was that if the new imigrations law comes out, then 1.2million Mexicans will have to go back to Mexico! Well just so you know that ain't nothing, 1.2million is just 7quinceneras(15year old birthday party, something like a sweet sixteen,) and two weddings. That doesn't even make a dent. Anyways, it'll be something like this, "Tia(aunt) they caught me...I have to ga back to Mexico. Yeah, I have to go back...save my food though, I'll be right back. Wave your hand over the plate so no flies get on my food, I'll be right back." Let me just tell you now so you here it from a Latino. WE AIN'T GOING NO WHERES!!!!!!!!. Just think about it, who do you think is running this country anyways. The President(FTP) or the people who do all the work(Latinos).
I hope you liked what was in my mind and I hope I didn't offend anybody.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Graffiti (the astonishing, vandalizing artwork)
As most of my friends know, I really like to draw. The pictures that I draw are graffiti pictures. I know that graffiti is vandalizing property, but I draw them in my note book.
I started drawing graffiti about two years ago, and I've gotten better. My cousin is actually the one who got me started, and it's been great drawing it because there are so many different styles.
What I really like about drawing graffiti is when I show my friends, and they can't tell what it says (no offense to my friends). Although, I figured out that graffiti is not just about writing a word in a wierd way so nobody can read it. The actual deal is just drawing it in a cool way even if they can or can't read what it says.
I'll try to put some of my graffiti pictures on for the next time, but I just have to figure out which one's.
I started drawing graffiti about two years ago, and I've gotten better. My cousin is actually the one who got me started, and it's been great drawing it because there are so many different styles.
What I really like about drawing graffiti is when I show my friends, and they can't tell what it says (no offense to my friends). Although, I figured out that graffiti is not just about writing a word in a wierd way so nobody can read it. The actual deal is just drawing it in a cool way even if they can or can't read what it says.
I'll try to put some of my graffiti pictures on for the next time, but I just have to figure out which one's.
Another Chance
this is a continuation of Unfairly Given Punishment, so if you haven't read that then i suggest that you do, but if you don't want to then that's ok.
as you already know my dad canceled my driving exam because i had a low grade in religion. well, my grade card came in today and i had one F, one D+, one C, and the rest A's(I bet you can tell what my religion grade is, and my history).
When my dad saw it he decided that i could take my driving test this comming week. So we went to reschedule it and i'm now taking it this Wednesday February 28.
i'm so happy right now that i can't wait until Wednesday. this is off the subject and all but my friend storm has updated his blog basically everyday so i'm just returning the favor and announcing it on my blog just like he announced mine on his.
as you already know my dad canceled my driving exam because i had a low grade in religion. well, my grade card came in today and i had one F, one D+, one C, and the rest A's(I bet you can tell what my religion grade is, and my history).
When my dad saw it he decided that i could take my driving test this comming week. So we went to reschedule it and i'm now taking it this Wednesday February 28.
i'm so happy right now that i can't wait until Wednesday. this is off the subject and all but my friend storm has updated his blog basically everyday so i'm just returning the favor and announcing it on my blog just like he announced mine on his.
ARE YOU A LATINO? HOW CAN YOU TELL FOR SURE?
This is another funny listing of my nationality. Have fun reading it, i know i did.
1) If you have ever been hit by a "chancla"
2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cucuyi" or "La Llorona"
3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
4) If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary on the night before your big test.
5) If you use your chin to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys"
7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,even if it's a one bedroom apartment
8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa without music.
9) If you use " manteca " instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your nalgas(butt) are getting bigger.
10) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!(get in we can fit in more)"
11) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "bix" all over your pecho(chest) and inside your nostrils.
12) Your mom packs your "lonche(lunch)" every day even though you've just turned thirty-two.
13) If you call the North Americans "gringos," including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and you call the corner store "the chinito's store"
I hope you liked it!
1) If you have ever been hit by a "chancla"
2) If you grew up scared by something called "El Cucuyi" or "La Llorona"
3) If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking.
4) If you light a candle to the Virgin Mary on the night before your big test.
5) If you use your chin to point something out.
6) If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys"
7) If your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you for dinner,even if it's a one bedroom apartment
8) If you can dance merengue, cumbia or salsa without music.
9) If you use " manteca " instead of olive oil and can't figure out why your nalgas(butt) are getting bigger.
10) If you are in a five passenger car with seven people in it and a person is shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!(get in we can fit in more)"
11) If whenever you feel under the weather, you compulsively dab on some "bix" all over your pecho(chest) and inside your nostrils.
12) Your mom packs your "lonche(lunch)" every day even though you've just turned thirty-two.
13) If you call the North Americans "gringos," including Canadians, and call all Asian people "chinos" or "chinitos" and you call the corner store "the chinito's store"
I hope you liked it!
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Funny things About My Nationality
This post is just for laughs so if anybody gets offended by this post than I'm sorry, but here it goes anyways.
Why Latinos can't be terrorists!
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE...
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
Why Latinos can't be terrorists!
1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons
down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before
doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE...
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
Unfairly Given Punishment
So as soon as i was picked up from school I told my dad that I was ready to go and take my driving test on Friday. All of the sudden he said that I wasn't going. I asked him why and he said because of my grade in religion class.
I started to think that he was just joking around but he was being serious. So now I have to wait untill next Saturday to take my driving test. Normally i wouldn't care but when it's because of my grades then i just get ticked off.
the bad part about this is the fact that he will keep moving the date of my driving test until i pull my grade up. I just hope he hasn't called in to change the date because i really want to start driving on my own.
I started to think that he was just joking around but he was being serious. So now I have to wait untill next Saturday to take my driving test. Normally i wouldn't care but when it's because of my grades then i just get ticked off.
the bad part about this is the fact that he will keep moving the date of my driving test until i pull my grade up. I just hope he hasn't called in to change the date because i really want to start driving on my own.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Big Project Finally Turned In
for those who already know me they already know, but for those who don't here's the story. In my english class i had to do a poetry project that was due December 8, 2006.
i needed 20 poems with summeries of what they have to do with hope, and make illustrations for them. Well, just recently i finished it and turned it in to my teacher.
All i did was 20 poems with all the summeries, but no illustrations. i showed it to my teacher and he said that i could have gotten a B! the only reason i actually did it was because my parents told me to.
Also i didn't want to go to Saturday school so i decided to actually work on it and came up with an idea. i already had 10 poems so all i needed was 10 more. i decided that i would do 3 on Saturday and Sunday, and i would do 4 on Monday
in reality it was my falt to not do my poetry project but at least i finally got it done. This little part that has nothing to do with the post goes to my friends who only know what i mean I LIKE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i needed 20 poems with summeries of what they have to do with hope, and make illustrations for them. Well, just recently i finished it and turned it in to my teacher.
All i did was 20 poems with all the summeries, but no illustrations. i showed it to my teacher and he said that i could have gotten a B! the only reason i actually did it was because my parents told me to.
Also i didn't want to go to Saturday school so i decided to actually work on it and came up with an idea. i already had 10 poems so all i needed was 10 more. i decided that i would do 3 on Saturday and Sunday, and i would do 4 on Monday
in reality it was my falt to not do my poetry project but at least i finally got it done. This little part that has nothing to do with the post goes to my friends who only know what i mean I LIKE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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